Guy does excellent “laughing” without smiling
(via shannipples)
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
(Source: tapdancers, via amyzing-grace)
SORRY BUT THIS^
did u just delete my entire post to make this comment
(via shirshay)
nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho
Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.
are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch
geography
shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here
(Source: burnsombreroburn, via danis4urrr)
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST
SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT
(via chiemichael)
one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements
If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.
(via shirshay)
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
the world’s relatively acceptable detective
(Source: gayfather, via chiemichael)
How It’s Made, Decorative Candles.
holy fuck, that is beautiful. how is she that good?
oh.dear.god.
i’m so mesmerized
(via chiemichael)
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature
(via bigphillaaay)
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
(via pinoypj)
goddamn. how can you not like any of this?
