This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise
I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula?
WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT
hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.
For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
Ash are you fucking serious