February 2012
I laughed so much today.
In Religion
Terry: the c-conk- Mr. W: Conquistadors. Terry: conkaytadors…
Library
Me: Oh yeah, today’s Fat Tuesday, huh? Terry: Looks like Andrew got a head start. Seth: Isn’t it true that ants can carry 10x their size or weight? Terry: Really? Chambers you’re screwed.
When people replace g's with q's
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hannahyp:
MY NAME IS CORY
THIS IS MY STORY
2 + 2 = FORY
Most used insult on an Asian
Person: You have a small dick.
Im so sick of girls bitching about the fact that...
jonnytsunami25:
tittyminaj:
Stop bitching about your friend who was buried when they were 16
My friend was buried when she was 13
at first i thought this was legit, then the pic caught me off guard and i cracked up
sadpenis:
what if there is a civilization in your butt and every time you fart, the world is struck with an earthquake that takes thousands of lives
